Gypsy and her cronies recently survived something called a Wild Women Weekend, and apparently they’re so bedragged and bushed that she hasn’t even posted any pictures yet, much less tell me anything about it. But some guy in a trench coat and fedora…or was it a checkered blazer and bowler?...anyway, this guy slipped me this video, swearing up and down that it was actual footage of the cataclysmic event. I only had to pay him $50 for exclusive rights:
Man, no wonder Gypsy’s been mum. Well-coiffed, beefcake barbarians are hard to come by.
(Sad bit of disclosure: I actually rented this movie, which came on a Something Weird DVD with two other lovely barbarian women flicks. Yes, I did watch all three, but I can't remember the titles of the other two, probably because Wongo euthanized what remained of my brain.)
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Heh. Coincidentally, there's a copy of The Wild Women of Wongo in the US Postal System on its way to me as I type this. Obtained in trade, mind you, I didn't exactly "order" it.
But, but...you gave something up for it. You poor, poor man. Well, enjoy the sacrifice "dance"--it gives you plenty of time to digest it all. Plenty.
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